[He's about to say something, like, make some joke about the whole situation, but the mossfox jumps on him and he "oofs", and then the dandylion hurls itself onto him and he has to pry it off of his head so he can breathe. All cats is same, all cats is suffocate you if they can—
At least he managed to get under the covers before getting attacked by creatures, though.
So, new joke that totally doesn't mean anything now:]
[ Vildred! So silly! Ras laughs, absolutely brushing off the thought of lying on top of Vildred because H. ]
I'm too lightweight~. It wouldn't be nearly as funny as this is~.
[ Though, he will toss himself backwards anyway, laying across Vildred's legs crossways. Mostly to prove he is, in fact, very light, but also to Be Silly himself. ]
You can stay there if you want to get accidentally kneed in the head while I sleep.
[He'd like to think he'd never, but he can't control how his limbs might flail while he's asleep. Not that he has access to many of them anyway, considering the multiple animals flat on top of him. Father is going to bed :) must lay on father :) ]
I might even manage to fling you halfway across the room.
[ Another soft chuckle as he sits back up, tucking some of his hair back. ]
I wouldn't really do that. You're restrained enough as it is~. [ Ras will probably coax the animals off when Vildred starts to actually close his eyes and such. For now, it's funny. ] Besides, I'd rather be up to watch over you. I hope maybe you'll be able to relax despite the overwhelm, knowing I'll be protecting you tonight.
Yeah, do me a favour and make sure I don't get teleported in my sleep again, would you? [Not that Ras can control that, but he manages a half-laugh at that and closes his eyes. Weird how he feels totally comfortable being watched in his sleep if it's Ras, huh...] And wake me up if something happens.
[He can totally fight a motherfucker in nothing but a loose bathrobe, no undies, hair undone... but like, let's Not do that if possible. The man needs fucking Sleep, there's no sleep during active war.]
...Do you think I'd be unable to defend you if something did happen? [ Translation: No, you should definitely sleep. It's got to be more comfortable to sleep in a bed than the cots and sleeping bags that they have while traveling. At least, Ras thinks so. Maybe he's biased, considering he's spent most of his life sleeping, and that, too, was in a soft bed. ]
I didn't say that. [Closes his eye again.] But I also don't think I want to test this place too much. If something happens to you while I'm asleep, I don't think I can live it down.
[ So protective… but that’s what makes him a good knight, right? Ras is satisfied with that answer, at least. So he reaches over to pick up the dandylion and put him in Ras’ own lap so he can pet the large cat. The mossfox rolls off Vildred after some coaxing too, but ends up just smushing himself between the space next to Vildred’s shoulder and his head. That’s… probably fine, Ras thinks.
Once the animals settle, Ras lets out a soft sigh. It’s strange. He’s… at peace, like this. He shouldn’t be. There’s a lot about this place he doesn’t know, and yet there’s comfort in his friend being here with him that he just can’t explain. He has his worries. The stitches on his face. The memories Vildred has that Ras does not. How they’re meant to get home. If Vildred truly lives in the reset that he’s from… Knowing Ras will fail the one he’s in now… ]
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At least he managed to get under the covers before getting attacked by creatures, though.
So, new joke that totally doesn't mean anything now:]
What, you're not going to join them?
[Why is he a bed for small animals anyway??]
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I'm too lightweight~. It wouldn't be nearly as funny as this is~.
[ Though, he will toss himself backwards anyway, laying across Vildred's legs crossways. Mostly to prove he is, in fact, very light, but also to Be Silly himself. ]
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[He'd like to think he'd never, but he can't control how his limbs might flail while he's asleep. Not that he has access to many of them anyway, considering the multiple animals flat on top of him. Father is going to bed :) must lay on father :) ]
I might even manage to fling you halfway across the room.
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I wouldn't really do that. You're restrained enough as it is~. [ Ras will probably coax the animals off when Vildred starts to actually close his eyes and such. For now, it's funny. ] Besides, I'd rather be up to watch over you. I hope maybe you'll be able to relax despite the overwhelm, knowing I'll be protecting you tonight.
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[He can totally fight a motherfucker in nothing but a loose bathrobe, no undies, hair undone... but like, let's Not do that if possible. The man needs fucking Sleep, there's no sleep during active war.]
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I didn't say that. [Closes his eye again.] But I also don't think I want to test this place too much. If something happens to you while I'm asleep, I don't think I can live it down.
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Once the animals settle, Ras lets out a soft sigh. It’s strange. He’s… at peace, like this. He shouldn’t be. There’s a lot about this place he doesn’t know, and yet there’s comfort in his friend being here with him that he just can’t explain. He has his worries. The stitches on his face. The memories Vildred has that Ras does not. How they’re meant to get home. If Vildred truly lives in the reset that he’s from… Knowing Ras will fail the one he’s in now… ]
…Goodnight, Vildred.
[ He hopes he can rest soundly. ]